A DAY IN THE LIFE
MIGHTY JOE B..
OUR WISE AN ENLIGHTENED PRESIDENT HAS COMMITTED OUR NATION TO PROVIDE AT NO CHARGE UP TO 500 MILLIONS ANTI-COVID VACCINES TO 100 OF THE POOREST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD WITHIN ONE YEAR. THIS IS IN ADDITION TO THE 80 MILLION SHOTS WHICH ARE ALSO BEING DONATED TO THOSE COUNTRIES BY THE END OF THIS MONTH. VACCINE DIPLOMACY WILL NO LONGER BE THE SOLE PROPAGANDA TOOL OF RUSSIA AND CHINA. WE CAN PLAY THAT GAME, TOO. AND MORE LIVES WILL BE SAVED.
OUR FIRST IRISH-AMERICAN CITIZEN, PREPARING THE BATTLE GROUND FOR HIS EUROPEAN TOUR, HAS COMMANDED HIS ADMINISTRATION TO ISSUE AN EXTRAORDINARY AND VERY UNUSUAL AND POWEFUL “STRONG REBUQUE” DIRECTED PERSONALLY AT THE “TRUMPIAN BORIS JOHNSON”, AS HE HIMSELF QUALIFIES THE BRIT PM, OPENLY ACCUSING HIM OF “INFLAMING TENSIONS”, FOR HIS UNINSPIRED BREXIT INCOMPETENT FAILED NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE EU THAT HAVE HAD THE TOXIC EFFECTS OF THREATENING THE STILL FRAGILE PEACE ACCORDS THAT HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN NORTHERN IRELAND.
TO COUNTER THE ECONOMIC DISASTER ENGENDERED AFTER BRAINLESSLY CUTTING OFF MOST BRIDGES WITH THE EUROPEAN UNION, JOHNSON IS GUNNING NOW AS HE HAD UNSUCCESSFULLY BEFORE WITH THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FLORIDA SWAMP CRIMINAL REFUGEE, FOR A NEW “SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH AMERICA”, BASED ON THE PREVIOUS HISTORIC MODEL OF WINSTON CHURCHILL’S APPEAL TO FDR TO JOIN FORCES DURING WWII.
AFTER HIS WELL PUBLICIZED LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE FORMER AMERICAN DICTATOR TURNED CELEBRITY FELON, HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BACKPEDAL QUITE A BIT TO GET HIS WISH AS HE APPEARS TO RUB OUR WINNING LEADER THE WRONG WAY.
TIME FOR A NEW MORE INTELLIGENT AND LESS POPULIST FIGUREHEAD TO LEAD PERFIDIOUS ALBION INTO THE FUTURE.
PUTIN WILL NEED A LOT OF ASPIRIN TOO AFTER HIS SCHEDULED UPCOMING HEAD TO HEAD MEETING WITH OUR WISE LEADER NEXT WEEK. AFTER OUTLAWING ALL INTERNAL OPPOSITION POLITICAL PARTIES IN ADVANCE OF THE UPCOMING PARLIAMENTARY ELECTION IN HIS COUNTRY, THE LITTLE STALINIST DICTATOR NOW SWEARS THE GOD HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RUSSIAN HACKERS THAT HAVE BEEN BLACKMAILING NUMEROUS BUSINESSES IN AMERICA. WE KNOW THE ROUTINE. LIE, LIE AND CONTINUE TO LIE TILL THE LIE MAGICALLY BECOMES THE OFFICIAL FAKE REALITY. OUR OWN LUNATIC ORANGE BACTERIA FOUND OUT LAST NOVEMBER 6TH AT HIS EXPENSE THAT THE OLD HITLER STRATEGY MIGHT NOT BE ALL THAT EFFECTIVE AFTER ALL. OBVIOUSLY, KGB COLONEL VLADIMIR’S CREDIBILITY IS TO BE CONSIDERED DUBIOUS AT BEST, NON-EXISTENT TO BE SURE.
OUR SHARP COMMANDER HAS CAUGHT ON TO THE FRAUDSTER MANY YEARS AGO, AS PRESIDENT’S OBAMA’S VICE PRESIDENT AND HAS ALREADY ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL TELL THE COMMUNIST OPERATIVE “WHAT HE WANTS HIM TO KNOW”. THAT WILL NOT BE PRETTY FOR THE EX-SPY.
SANITY
TIK-TOK IS BACK. AFTER A FEW THOUSANDS OF ITS FOLLOWERS BOOKED ONLINE MOST FREE TICKETS TO A TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL CAMPAIGN EVENT AND NEVER SHOWED UP AS A MERRY TEENAGER-STYLE PRANK , THE MEDIA YOUTH ORIENTED PLATFORM FOUND ITSELF THE HATED TARGET OF THE BITTER ORANGE HUMAN REJECT THAT ABUSED OUR COUNTRY FOR 4 LONG YEARS. AND HIS RAGE WAS SO VICIOUS THAT HE WENT AS FAR AS BANNING IT.
NO MORE. THE FIRST AMENDMENT FREEDOM OF THAT INFORMATIONAL LINK TO EXIST WAS LEGALLY RESTORED AND WE CAN ENJOY ITS WITTY HUMOR AGAIN. THANK YOU, MR PRESIDENT
VOTE
PREPARE TO VOTE NOW FOR THE 2022 MIDTERMS. LOOKS LIKE, EVEN WITH ALL THE VOTER SUPPRESSION RACIST MEASURES THAT THE REPUBLICAN STATE LEGISLATURES ARE PUTTING IN PLACE IN LARGE PARTS OF THE COUNTRY, THEY ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO GENERATE THE NUMBERS NEEDED FOR THEIR ELECTED OFFICIALS IN CONGRESS TO KEEP ON OBSTRUCTING ALL POSSIBLE SOCIAL ADVANCEMENT OF OUR DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY.
DO NOT PROCRASTINATE. GET AN EARLY START. GO ALL THE WAY IN MOTIVATING YOUR NEIGHBORS, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR RELATIVES, YOUR COLLEAGUES, YOUR TEAMMATES, YOUR CHURCH PARISHIONERS, YOUR KID’S TEACHERS, YOUR SUPERMARKET CASHIER, YOUR HOSPITAL NURSE, YOUR DOCTOR, EVERYBODY. IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR GENERATION AND THE COALITION THAT WE SUCCESSFULLY CREATED TO ELECT OUR WINNING PRESIDENT NEEDS TO TASK ITSELF NOW INTO MAKING IT POSSIBLE TO FULLY ACCOMPLISH THE STATED GOALS THAT WE GAVE OURSELVES BY ELIMINATING ALL ANTI-PEOPLE OPPOSITION IN ALL LEGISLATURES AROUND THE COUNTRY. OUR PURE BASIC EXISTENCE DEPENDS ON OUR POLITICAL ENGAGEMENT.
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